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What Not to Expect When You're Expecting
What Not to Expect When You're Expecting
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What NOT to Expect When You’re Expecting is the unapologetic, witty, and life-saving pregnancy safety guide every mum-to-be actually needs. Forget the boring 400-page textbooks and the panic-inducing Google rabbit holes — this short-read eBook delivers quick, clear, and brutally honest answers to the questions you’re too tired to search for.
Inside, you’ll learn:
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First Trimester fixes – what’s normal, what’s not, and when to call your doc.
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Second Trimester glow-ups – plus the one car-safety mistake most mums never hear about.
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Third Trimester survival – sleep hacks, hospital prep, and bump-safe seatbelt positioning.
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Postpartum truths – what nobody warned you about, but you’ll thank us later.
Backed by ADR-compliant car safety insights, bite-sized health hacks, and Bumpi’s no-BS tone, this eBook cuts through myths, fear, and overwhelm.
If you’re pregnant, planning, or gifting — this is the must-read, scroll-stopping, seatbelt-redirecting pregnancy safety bible of 2025.
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“I used to tense up every time I buckled in. With the Redirector the belt stays low and I can actually relax. Peace of mind is priceless.”
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“Super comfy on longer drives. No digging into my belly, no fidgeting. I forgot it was even there and that’s the best part.”
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“Checkout was easy, shipping was quick, and install took like two minutes. Honestly the least stressful baby purchase I’ve made.”
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“Had a silly question about fit, messaged support, got a friendly reply with a short video and they checked in the next day. Small thing, big confidence boost.”
no bs, just raving fans
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Minor Crash, Major Risk
60-70% of trauma-related fetal losses happen after so-called "minor" injuries and everyday bumps.
Redirector, by bumpi® is built for the everyday drive. -
Wrong Belt, Wrong Outcome
12-27% of pregnant drivers wear their belt incorrectly, carrying about a 3x higher fetal death risk.
Redirector, by bumpi® keeps the lap belt low on the pelvis and helps prevent ride-up over the abdomen. -
Real, Not Rare
Roughly 2% of all live births were exposed to a police-reported crash in utero. If you drive, this matters.

protect your little life.
The leading cause of trauma-related fetal death in car crashes is SEATBELT FORCE.
Our crash-tested design keeps the lap belt low, beneath your bump, to maintain the correct position. By helping redirect impact forces away from your abdomen, it supports safer protection from bump to baby.*
- Keeps belt path low across hips and upper thighs
- Helps prevent ride-up, slippage, and slack
- Supports proper belt geometry without changing seat belt function
Always wear a properly adjusted three-point seat belt and follow your vehicle manual and healthcare advice. This is a positioning aid, not a replacement.
Esoteric Mumma Knowledge
Step inside Esoteric Mumma Knowledge — a library of witty, no-BS eBooks written for mums who want the real talk on pregnancy, safety, and beyond. From bump-safe car hacks to postpartum truths nobody warned you about, these short reads cut through the noise, bust myths, and keep you (and bub) thriving. Quick to read, beautiful to own, and packed with safety-first smarts — this is pregnancy wisdom, Bumpi-style.
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What Not to Expect When You're Expecting
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most people wonder..
Is Redirector legal and compliant?
Yes. Redirector does not replace or modify your seatbelt. It positions the lap belt low across the pelvis, as recommended for pregnancy. It has been independently crash-tested and is designed to comply with applicable ADR, US (FMVSS), and EU (ECE) seatbelt requirements. Always wear your standard 3-point belt correctly.
Driver or passenger use? Any airbag issues?
Both driver and front passenger. Redirector installs on the seat base and does not interfere with airbags, pretensioners, or seat functions when fitted per instructions.
Will it fit my car and seat?
If your front seat uses a standard 3-point seatbelt, you’re set. Works in most cars, SUVs, and utes. Not for lap-only belts, fold-down jump seats, or fixed racing seats. Rear middle seats without a 3-point belt are not supported.
How does it install and how long does it take?
Tool-free install in minutes: route strap, secure, tighten, place pad, and adjust once. After that, just buckle up as normal. A quick-start card and video guide are included.
When in pregnancy should I start using it? Can I use it postpartum?
Use whenever you feel it helps. Many start around 12-16 weeks. It can also reduce pressure postpartum, including after a C-section. Follow your healthcare provider’s advice.
What exactly does Redirector improve in a crash scenario?
It helps keep the lap belt low and stable across the pelvis, reducing upward belt migration toward the abdomen during everyday driving and sudden stops. Independent sled tests verify belt-path retention under load. Redirector does not change how your seatbelt locks or deploys.
What is it made from and how do I clean it?
Durable, skin-friendly textiles with reinforced webbing and engineered polymers tested for daily use. Spot-clean with mild soap and water, then air dry. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Can I move it between vehicles?
Yes. It’s lightweight and quick to remove and refit. If you regularly swap cars, consider keeping one per vehicle to save time.
Shipping, tracking, and international orders
Orders dispatch quickly from Australia with full tracking. Typical delivery: AU metro 2-5 business days, regional 3-8, international 6-12 depending on carrier. Express options are available at checkout. International customers are responsible for any local duties or taxes.
Returns, warranty, and support
We offer a straightforward warranty and hassle-free returns on unused items in original packaging within the stated window. If you need help with fit or installation, our support team will get you sorted fast. Full policy details are on the product page.

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